| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3488 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 642 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7961 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3136 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 159 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4841 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 141 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6427 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7974 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 873760 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8490 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8291 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6886 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3195 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 724 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5625 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
