ApexBillionaire’sOopsie | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	332	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Votes:	7879
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	58
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	101	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5544	Votes:	5224
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3156
Void Gems Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5268
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	80	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	800044
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15