| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6266 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4163 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2433 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8031 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1530 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6892 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9613 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9000 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5418 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 541 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 107976 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9793 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
