AoTerre | Minecolonies | Private mod server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Dragon Eggs Found:	6907	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

AoTerre Shelter is a modded private semi-RP server dedicated to the Minecolonies mod. You will be able to create your own colony and manage it, all processes will be automated (resource extraction, building construction, crafting and moving items), but for this you will need to build appropriate buildings. In addition, you can create your own army and attack other colonies and capture them. But that’s not all! In addition to this, there are other mods on the server that add atmosphere and interest to the game, namely:

• Minecraft Comes Alive

• Farmer’s Delight

• Serene Seasons

• Domestication Innovation

• Hamster plus

• some mods from the Better line

• various mods for Macaw’s accessories and nothing more!

Trading on the server is carried out in kind, and all laws and rules are set by the players. But if you are not interested in this, then we can suggest going in search of adventure, because the border of the world is located at coordinate 40,000, and exploring new dungeons will not let you get bored. In addition, on our server you can get married and start a family with both a resident and a player. Thanks to the Minecraft comes alive mod, residents will be equipped with artificial intelligence based on GPT 3.

The administration has experience in running private servers, and the hosting on which the server is located is good and stable.

To join the server, you need to follow the link to our Aogiri Shelter community server and find the AoTerre Shelter category. In this category there will be a single channel “Interview”, where you can select the time when you are ready to undergo an interview. If you don’t have a microphone, you can take it in writing. We’ll ask a couple of easy questions and talk to you, your age doesn’t matter. The most important thing for us is maintaining community interest and trusting relationships.

Until April 11, 2024, penetration is free. Next – check on the Discord server

aoterre.joinserver.xyz

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Star Shards Collected:	231
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crops Grown:	3626	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	279297	Farms Harvested:	171
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6802
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5370
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	7101	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	4528	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Votes:	2856
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6222	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	325
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!