AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	148	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	4749	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	6741
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	278	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	211	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2142
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3966
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Crops Grown:	6823	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8