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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
