AnxietyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3076

New Minecraft Servers

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the thought of losing all your diamonds keeping you up at night? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let the soothing sounds of mining and crafting calm your nerves. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a virtual counseling session if you’re feeling overwhelmed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her secret hiding spot. So come on over and let the chaos of our world help you forget all your real-life worries!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	77	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117
Epic Quests Completed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	892951
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Zombie Dances:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	3465	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2529
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Farms Harvested:	148	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	194	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragons Tamed:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6917	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	316
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.