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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 307 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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