Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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