Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Votes:	577
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	4661	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5699	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Animals Bred:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	403642	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5107
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!