Anvilon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Towns Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5762
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2