omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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