omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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