omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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