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Players: 92/400 Votes: 621
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Enchantments Applied: 91
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Crops Grown: 4373
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tales of Prince Anonymous come to life in a world filled with human males and female anthros! Join us for epic adventures like being reborn in iron, battling blood, steel, and ego, or even experiencing furry knight heat!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Bunker Game created by the legendary Eremetic Egghead, survive in a shattered world with MrFanMan42, or witness the end of active obligated service with Red_Nine. And don’t forget about Sneezy Wolf, Loveless Incantation, or the mysterious April by TheHonorableAjax.

With Moonlit Comfort by Zenith_Guard, Chapu Chapu by TheSignalRemains, and Wilderness Hearts, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1699
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Potions Brewed: 92 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4389
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9085
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magic Items Found: 1370 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 3689 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7260
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8355
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2923
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1737
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 879
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7941
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8443
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Votes: 5999
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9150
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Emeralds Found: 5232 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5578
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2612
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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