Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Villages Defended: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mines Excavated: 3884 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 482 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Gods Slained: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 150 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Animals Bred: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Dragon Scales Harvested: 412

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9660
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Items Found: 4810

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 34054 Zombie Dances: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 84 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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