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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4694 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2228 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.
PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.
