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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8592 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Emeralds Found: 3696 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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