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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2308 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
