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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Emeralds Found:	3147

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6117	Potions Brewed:	186
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	373	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

10th, 10th anniversary, anniversary, celebration, maya, Maya 10th Anniversary, Maya anniversary, Maya celebration, Maya celebration pics, Maya pics, Maya professional wrestling, Maya wrestling, Maya wrestling anniversary, mayas, Minecraft, Party, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling anniversary, wrestling anniversary celebration., wrestling celebration, wrestling pics, wrestling pics celebration

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7271	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HubbyDramaGoneViral

AITAH, Argument, Complain, couple, cry, family, Fight, Friends, good terms, HubbyDramaGoneViral, hurtful, husband, hysterics, jackass, Kids, money issues, move out, overreacted, relationship, sharing, small town, Spouse, ugly crying, Upset, vent, vented

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7103	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Adventure, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Character, charizard, Day, eevee, FANTASY, Fun, gengar, imagination, jigglypuff, mewtwo, Minecraft, PikaPlayer, Pokeball, pokemon, role-play, smp, squirtle, team rocket

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	95
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ParentalPeculiarities

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, growing up, household rules, odd rules, Parental authority, ParentalPeculiarities, parenting, parents, quirky rules, strange rules, strict rules, unique rules, unusual rules, upbringing, weird rules

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NasrallahCraft – Command Center Fun

Center, command, command center, Conflict, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, Israeli officials, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, militant group, military leader, Military operations, Nasrallah, NasrallahCraft, political leader, regional tensions, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, War

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH CHILLIN AT DA COMMAND CENTER, ISRAELI OFFICIALS BE TRIPPIN’ BUT WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND SEE NASRALLAH DROP SOME SICK BEATS WHILE WE MINE AND FIGHT MOBS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	New Chunks Explored:	546599

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6