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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4411 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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