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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8490 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.