Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server No. 75361429 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7686	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	2936	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	264
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	168	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Buildings Constructed:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

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Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7763
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	123	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	954

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crops Grown:	6157
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5550	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	507
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2669	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5