AnonCraft: Where Even No. 14509614 Can Build a Blocky Empire!

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, answer, blocky, BUILD, Communication, Community, Conversation, Dave, discussion, Empire, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, No. 14509614, ONLINE, post, question.., response, Thread, Topic, User

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Dave, the server mascot, leads you on quests to find the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Dave’s got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Dave’s your man. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a giant flying pig. And did we mention the monthly llama fashion show? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut its stuff on the catwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Dave is waiting for you, and he’s got a llama with your name on it.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	875	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	3224	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	93
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1311

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	1375
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6337
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	822
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4906	Emeralds Found:	1628

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	894
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9988
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!