AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1749
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	52	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	3321
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	4241

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3739
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	363
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8387	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	2432	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Items Found:	5641

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3949
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	9057	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.