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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9077 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1500 | New Chunks Explored: | 77577 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!
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