AnonCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

SkyCraft Realms 1.21

end of the streams, this year, Skycraft, forbidden collab, stopped giving Novelites kisses

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic collabs happening in the game. I heard Novelites is gonna be there, and she’s not giving kisses at the end of streams anymore. It’s like a sign, man! You gotta be there to witness the forbidden collab of the year. Trust me, this server is where all the crazy shiz happens. Don’t miss out, bro! #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Personal preferences, morning routine, relationship issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee brewing to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of measuring coffee grounds to the exact gram, pre-warming mugs in the microwave like a pro, and mastering the art of milk temperature perfection.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy being micromanaged to the extreme. Are you ready to face the ultimate test of making the perfect cup of coffee, or will you crumble under the pressure like a soggy biscuit?

Join us now and show off your barista skills while navigating through the drama of coffee preferences. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to making the best coffee in the universe! Just remember, there’s no room for laziness or unaccommodating behavior here – only the finest coffee connoisseurs need apply.

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New Server IP
AllergyCraft: EmbarrassingParents Edition

food allergies, Public, Event, family, AllergyCraft

Are you tired of dealing with dairy allergies like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is completely dairy-free! No more stomach pains or awkward family dinners where you have to explain your dietary restrictions to everyone. Join us and indulge in a world of dairy-free delights!

Our server is so dairy-free, even the cows are lactose intolerant. That’s right, you won’t find a single block of cheese or splash of milk anywhere in sight. And if you accidentally eat something with dairy in it, don’t worry, your character won’t get sick, but they might start mooing like a cow for a few minutes.

But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you must rescue the dairy cows from the evil cheese factory, and if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of dairy-free ice cream. And rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can ride a giant tofu block through a field of dairy products, smashing them to pieces.

So come join us on our dairy-free Minecraft server, where lactose intolerance is celebrated and dairy is nothing but a distant memory. Your stomach will thank you, and your in-game character will never have to suffer through a dairy-induced bathroom break again.

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New Server IP
SMPtears: RedditCryTime

emotional wellbeing, coping mechanisms, SMPtears, mental health, Tears

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server??? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. And then a bunch of creepers started dancing the Macarena, it was wild!

But that’s not even the best part – there’s a secret treasure hunt every week where you have to find a golden carrot hidden in a giant maze guarded by evil chickens. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! How cool is that??

So come join us on this crazy server, where the pigs ride on flying pigs and the cows wear top hats. It’s a total blast and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll be crying tears of joy! So what are you waiting for?? Join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🐷🌈🔥🐉

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New Server IP
ElectionCraft2021

political parties, Coalition, afd, Green Party., Left Party

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!

We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!

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New Server IP

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

SkyCraft Realms 1.21

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

AllergyCraft: EmbarrassingParents Edition

SMPtears: RedditCryTime

ElectionCraft2021