AnonCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

ElopingCraft, best friends, Wedding celebration, Traditions, Building a life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

desired objects, wanted but never got, missed opportunities, childhood fantasies, childhood dreams

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

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BlockyJoyLand

Peace, positivity, Gratitude, fulfillment, Laughter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, international relations, united states, blame game, Server

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

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CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

zelenskyy, response, leadership, Defense, controversy

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

BlockyJoyLand

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale