AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6045
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	69
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Ores Mined:	1680
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2925	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	414565
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4149	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	199
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7605	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	118

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.