AnnoyingDailyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned builds? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3098	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ores Mined:	1360	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	743	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	New Chunks Explored:	33393
Buildings Constructed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.