HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP BETTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS THE MOST ANNOYING AND IRRITATING SOUNDS THAT WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
