AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	4200
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Emeralds Found:	9099	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	7224

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8171
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Animals Bred:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	7650	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	New Chunks Explored:	397987
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!