AnimeLovers Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Analysis, Anime, AnimeLovers, Argument, assertion, Assessment, Conclusion, criticism, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, right, Server, Truth, validity, Verdict, Viewpoint

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most anime-tastic server out there! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest anime-inspired items, like the legendary Sword of Waifu Protection or the Shield of Senpai Defense.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of ninja pandas who guard the mystical realm of Kawaii Land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Panda Sensei in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Anime Genie!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can answer the age-old question: Was he right about anime? (Spoiler alert: yes, yes he was)

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	9078
New Chunks Explored:	546180	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6850	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	5233
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	691	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2817	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4392
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	517
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7488	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	69
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7361

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!