Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1012 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Love Letters Sent: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
    Server Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

    Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

    How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

    If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

    What are the server rules?

    Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Emeralds Found: 9410
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

    Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

    Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

    2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 71 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HeightBoost Minecraft Server

    HeightBoost Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

    Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Animals Bred: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

    Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

    Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4670 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

    LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

    Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

    And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyMigrantPayouts

    CraftyMigrantPayouts
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Oblivion Kits

    Oblivion Kits

    Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9599

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

    Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.

    Important Features:

    The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
    No pay-to-win paid perks
    Resource worlds (resets monthly)
    Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/
    Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.
    Pet system
    Land claiming
    Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc.
    Marriage plugin
    Leaderboards with various categories

    Technical Details:

    Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
    Uses Purpur
    Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback
    Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000

    Additional Information:

    FAQ

    Questions:

    1. Is griefing allowed on the server?
    2. Are there any pay-to-win features in the store?
    3. What is the server’s stance on hate speech?

    Answers:

    1. No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
    2. There are no pay-to-win paid perks in the store.
    3. The server has a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server

    Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have political debates that make CNN look like a kindergarten playground! Join us and witness the epic battle between the right wingers who are voting for the Zionist candidate and the left wingers who are team non-zionist. Will there be peace in the virtual world or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 133 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love

    Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a forgotten show that you love – full of surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build giant statues of your favorite forgotten TV show characters, create elaborate redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds, and participate in epic server-wide events that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate champion of our wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of a forgotten show that you love brought to life in blocky form. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server

    DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a daycare on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the time a parent came back looking for their toddler’s stuffed toy and our staff accidentally threw it in the dumpster. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to throw your precious items in the trash (unless you ask us to, we don’t judge). So come join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find your own lost stuffed toy along the way!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8268 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9980

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreepyCraft: Parent Edition

    CreepyCraft: Parent Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your daughter away from creepy dads and bad influences? Look no further than our server! We promise no underage drinking or sketchy truck rides here!

    Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can trust that your daughter won’t be pressured into skipping school or getting drunk. Our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build and explore without any drama.

    Forget about worrying over Life360 locations or sneaky text messages – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, your daughter will thank you for it! Just don’t tell her we spilled the beans about her sneaky adventures 😉

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockBluesCraft

    BlockBluesCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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