AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3742	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Animals Bred:	149	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where animals have taken over the internet and created their own websites! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the web pages of various animal-run sites.

The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.

Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3035	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	138
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9450
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ores Mined:	5831	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dimension Hops:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Buildings Constructed:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!