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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6477 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1660 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.