AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	8865
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	798
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crops Grown:	4822
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1260	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1549
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Orbs of Power Found:	11

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchantments Applied:	143	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2800

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3500	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6494	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Items Found:	3493

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!