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Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7490
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4007

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	755

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	4374
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6599
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Farms Harvested:	318
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6002
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2135
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	New Chunks Explored:	772071

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Items Found:	4627	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7501	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Unicorn Sightings:	0