Angela’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	863718
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Farms Harvested:	880	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	1556

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	1796
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Animals Bred:	105
Star Shards Collected:	138	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.