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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	9838	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8056

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	162	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	194	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5080
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	3928
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	78

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0