Andromeda | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Items Found:	7533	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	205	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	743	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Items Found:	1114
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	2051
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	54	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	994160	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	287

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	617
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	5979	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	3179	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Items Found:	6334	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Votes:	1913	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5