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DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition
Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.
Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!
So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?
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NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!
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BlockBuddies Betrayed
Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!
So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.
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TibetQuakeCraft
yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!
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Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)