AnarchySMPcon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	4136	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	830016
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Star Shards Collected:	225
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Emeralds Found:	119
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	112
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Farms Harvested:	328	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	67	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	771736
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	4530	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1453	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	7358
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10