Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
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