Anarchy with many mechanics and /free! come in, you won’t regret it! There was a wipe recently!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 897378 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 718 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!
And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂
Previous shenanigans: >>501253273
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1893 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.
But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.
Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.
And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.
Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?
So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
