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Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	127
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
New Chunks Explored:	241249	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	5739
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6929
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
New Chunks Explored:	299441	Votes:	7199
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	641	Votes:	7585
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	971

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	185365
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	154483	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	8867
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9192
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33