| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6123 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4223 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 221 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7058 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 474 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9843 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2504 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3046 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6065 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7964 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7478 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7149 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 467 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2889 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Magic Items Found: | 7147 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8725 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 4961 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2755 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4134 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!
