| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3202 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 429 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6519 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4750 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8447 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3238 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5005 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6453 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 239 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3808 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8790 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7339 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Crops Grown: | 9160 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9050 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9736 |
