AnalogyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	22

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	4162	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3000
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Farms Harvested:	106	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	2768	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5741	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	8100
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	3483

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	562
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Items Found:	3119	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	259
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13