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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 651 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?